A THREE HEADED DOG.

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miranda is incredibly sensitive to anything that could be perceived as a failure on her part.   she judges herself only by her mistakes,   giving all the credit to her successes to her genetics,   her father,   the illusive man,   even shepard.    “we’ve both been engineered for greatness,  shepard.  the difference is,  you were great before we rebuilt you.  i’m great because of it.”    she doesn’t take credit for her own skill as something she has a right to,  merely something that is,   something to be used — and subsequently,   she is a tool to be used.   it wouldn’t insult her to throw her “perfection” back in her face – she accepts what she is and she doesn’t hide from it,   she isn’t afraid to use it.   she falters only when it becomes clear how she doesn’t measure up in one way or another,   when she fails to do something.   failure only motivates her to overcome whatever that may be,   but failure is also completely internalized,   and something she holds very close to herself.

the best way to get to miranda is not by insulting how she was made or who she is but by bringing up the ways she despite all her advantages couldnt do smth nmfgnfd she feels she can /only/ judge herself by her mistakes. where shes Failed. and she takes it very personally not that she'd let anyone Know that--but it's there she doesnt take credit for her successes because she feels they arent really /hers/ and she doesnt realize the flaw in her logic that if she can take credit for her mistakes; she can also take credit for her successes shes her own worst enemy tbh mdsfnmgd its an Interesting? case of low self esteem? bc no one would think miranda has /low self esteem/ not even miranda thinks that dude... bc she doesnt exhibit any of the typical signs of low self esteem at first shes well aware of her capabilities n shes not afraid of that. but she doesnt see her own worth as a /person/ beyond what she can Do for others its so sdnmfgdn godd.. my Baby tbd.

broke: no one on the normandy likes miranda
woke: most of the people on the normandy aren’t sure of how to talk to her, or even get near her, because she makes it difficult for others to get to know her. however, when approached, she’s perfectly pleasant, and everyone knows she’s very reliable and actually cares about the mission 

bespoke: Miranda Realizes What Its Like To Have Friends While On The Normandy. The Crew Realizes Shes Got A Big Heart And A Lot Of Care also someone leaks mirandas dating profile to the crew n someone teases her for her stupid ass LawBringerSR2 username its not mean teasing tho... she realizes theyre being Friendly w/ her. and shes kinda Happy bc shes never had that happen. its very cute. YES miranda is distant and hard to get to know but also i hav such a soft spot for her realizin shes got Real Friends n bein like O - Oh tbd.

ME3 SQUADMATE VERSE.     i’m mostly adjusting the timeline for miranda a bit,   and redoing part of her arc in ME3   (since bioware fuckin nerfed her…)   miranda was one of the last crew mates to leave the normandy before it was turned over to the alliance.    but,    once she left,    she quickly became a target for the illusive man and cerberus as a whole.    in the six months between ME2 and ME3,   miranda’s kept moving from station to station,   planet to planet,    using her cerberus intel and favors she’s been owed by others to remain mostly out of sight.    her contact with her sister has been limited,   given her constant moving around and the possibility that she could accidentally lead cerberus,   or her father,    to oriana.    regardless,   she’s kept updates on her sister,    as well as most of the old normandy crew.  

there have been a few run - ins with the illusive man’s men,   but nothing she couldn’t handle.    after the reapers hit earth,   the first thing miranda does is check on oriana.   for this verse,   oriana has not yet disappeared,   and miranda and her are still in contact.   miranda puts in more measures to ensure oriana’s safety.    using her contacts,   and the small access she still has to cerberus databases,    she sees the uptick in cerberus activity and begins feeding the alliance intel on the organization.    after the   PRIORITY:  PALAVEN   mission,    miranda meets up with shepard on the citadel,    similar to the game.    given that,   at the moment,   oriana is still safe,   miranda decides to join up with shepard and use shepard’s access to resources,   as well as her own information on cerberus,   to try and uncover more about the illusive man’s intentions and plans.    at some point,   oriana is taken by their father,   and miranda loses contact with her.    on edge,   miranda still asks for access to alliance resources,    not willing to tell shepard why just yet.    using those,    she still discovers her father’s facility on horizon.       right before PRIORITY:  THESSIA,    miranda disappears to track her sister and her father down,    knowing shepard is dealing with the reapers elsewhere,   and taking it upon herself to put her father down and rescue her sister.    the horizon mission plays out as usual.    after surviving horizon,    she returns to the normandy.

V :   MASS EFFECT 3 . what... What! i just want her on the normandy :( anyways i'm not proofreading this so if it's incoherent thats just how its gotta be but essentially mnfsng i'm adjusting the timeline so oriana disappears /later/. after mirandas already aboard the normandy liara: takes mirandas room miranda: f-- okay! miranda on the citadel mission like What Is Going On Here!
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I Do. I Want To Take Orders From Her. i lov the way mirandas instantly like I'm In Charge .. i lov her so much BE FUCKIN NICE TO HERRR NSDFKGNDF should i put a meta under here about mirandas extreme loneliness as a byproduct of the fact that she oftentimes leads through experience and demanding respect but at the same time struggles w/ actually /connecting/ w/ ppl and making them Want to follow her like she leads bc shes /the best/ ......... but when it comes 2 forming Close Team Bonds she nmdsf struggles and she KNOWS she does and she even tells shepard as much like .. god mndsfndsfng she has Associates and the ppl she /does/ trust n care abt she keeps v close but not rly ........ emotionally close? but she cares for them n helps them n clearly Wants to keep them around like w/ jacob -- she cares v deeply even if things Change .. but at the same time she still holds herself at a distance and its just so whewnmdsfmn miranda babeyyy... LAWSON.